October 3rd, 2005

I am walking through the Museum, now located in Chicago. I come to a banquet hall. Roger Ebert is giving a speech. The person currently at the podium is explaining he went to high school here. He has come back to offer advice to the students. I decide to sit down and listen.
"When I went to school here, all the teachers would tell me what to do. Roger study this, study that. Don't watch so many movies. And so on. I am here to tell you every teacher is an idiot. They will tell you what to do, but they don't know shit. I never once listened to a teacher and I turned out great. My advice to you is to ignore every instruction teachers give you."