December 8th, 2005

I am walking through downtown Momence.
...The street is shorter than it should be...
...All of Momence is actually in a display in the Museum. It is one of the exhibits...
The main characters from the television show Three's Company walk down the street. Mr. Furley, followed by Jack and the two woman, enter a building. Will Farrell drives by dressed as a police officer.
...Will Farrell is doing a cameo as the police officer...
"Man, that guy is everywhere," I think.
I walk up to the building Mr. Furley entered to look inside.
"What is he up to," I wonder.
The building is a combination restaurant and laundromat. The Suds and Supper. The place is being robbed. Masked men have Mr. Furley at gunpoint. I run to find the police officer. Down the next street I find Will Farrell talking to an elderly couple.
"Sir, we had a report of domestic abuse at this residence," Will says.
"No sir," says the old man.
"Officer, Officer there is a robbery," I say.
"Wait your turn. Now sir you are covered in bruises and contusions. Obviously something happened. Is your wife beating you?"
"No. I am just...clumsy," says the old man.
I am looking at the old woman and her face disappears for a moment. I try again to get Will Farrell to come to stop the robbery.
"If you do not stop interrupting me sir, I will arrest you for interfering with a police investigation," he shouts at me.
I sit down and wait for him to finnish. The old couple leaves. I begin to get up when I see the bandits run past. Cop cars follow. The sirens catch Will Farrell's attention.
"Hey, there was a robbery," he says.
I am pissed off and start to kick Will Farrell in the but as hard as I can.
I go down the street to find the arresting officers talking.
"We knew by following Mr. Furley we could capture the crooks. For Mr. Furley was hiding the prize."
...My awareness leaves my body and travels to a bathroom Mr. Furley has just entered...
Mr. Furley stands before the mirror groaning. He pulls a long cylindrical object from his anus. It is a packaged rose.