February 20th, 2006

I am working at a store...
...the store changes between a Jewel and Farm and Fleet...
I am looking for answers. I head to the back but stop. A man-eating beast is in the back. It looks like an enormously fat woman eight feet tall with a long hooked nose, bird wings for arms, and jagged pointed teeth. No answers await me here only death. So I head to the front of the store.
...the spirit on the mountain lives in the front of the store...
I could ask her. I will have to climb her eight foot mountain, but I am confident I can do this. I reach the spirit and find Conan the Barbarian has already tamed her. She is now the Oracle. I ask him permission to approach the Oracle. He says yes. I walk up to the Oracle and see she has changed. She appears as an Asian woman with chin length hair whose body fuses with a round sofa seat at the waist. I sit down on the sofa seat.
"How do I fill myself with power and magic," I ask.
"I can answer that question, but then I will answer no more questions for you ever."
Man that is not cool, I think. I will probaly need her advice in the future. I sit and think for a moment.
"Well, how about I lay out my fortune with these Tarot Cards and you help me interpret," I ask.
"That I can do," she says.
I shuffle the deck.
"The first card will represent you," she says
I draw the Rabbit. The picture of the Tarot Card is of Biff. The Rabbit is not part of the Tarot Arcannas. I am scared now I know this is dream taps into something powerful. The cards will tell me spiritual truths and I am afraid of seeing myself as I really am. But I continue.
"The second card represents where you are headed," she says.
I draw the Lord of Suns. A card down in yellow, red and orange with a crowned and beared king holding a flaming sun.
"The third card will represent where you are now in your life."
I draw the Five of Staves. The card had six boxes, with each box having a staff in it. Except the sixth, which was not even there.