January 30th, 2006

I am on the third floor of a giant cube shaped school. I find myself enrolled in the Second grade math program. I am only in the program as a favor to some teachers. They needed one more student to make the quota for hiring another teacher. The teachers then ask me to help the Second grade math team. It is short one person. I agree, but then feel weird competing against second graders. It's not fair, me being an adult and all. I leave the classroom to find a bathroom. The bathroom is being used by the high school math team. I need to find a bathroom on another floor. I descend to the second floor by sliding down the spiraling stair handrail. The principal and Chad Fross yell at me to stop.
"You'll hurt yourself," they say.
"Phewie," I say, "you guys worry to much."
The second floor has no bathroom, but a nurse's station. I continue to the first floor. The stairs come out right next to the Momence Junior High Gym. Two ancient and powerful looking oak doors lead to the gym. I enter the gym and find a full turkish bath house. Cool.
...as I passed through the oak doors I changed from Jason to a blonde male. He is dressed with real style...
The servant in the bathhouse greats me. He takes my silk vest.
"I have been expecting you master," he says.